Saturday, May 21, 2011

thoughts on May 21st rapturization

Well, it looks like the day is finally here--the day that the end of the world begins.  I'm still here.

My kids and I have been trying to get through the 3-hour-long Avatar movie.  I've been wondering if the rapture will be like that, where your body will suddenly go limp and that'll be it.

If it is gonna happen today, I doubt it's gonna happen to me.  My next-door neighbor is still around, and he has a lot going for him.  He was named after the Apostle Paul, he told me that he never curses, he hosts the church youth group for a backyard get-together every so often, and he always has a piece of candy in his pocket and a smile for a stranger.  I am nowhere near oaiopaslk;jgkl  908t 8gti  nlkalhe480ah fgie


ATTENTION HUMANS:  THIS IS THE ANGEL GABRIEL.  I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO COORDINATE RAPTURE ACTIVITIES.  IF YOU HAVE BEEN LEFT BEHIND, YOU WILL STILL BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR RAPTURED FRIENDS.  THEY ARE LEARNING A NEW OPERATING SYSTEM IN HEAVEN AND WILL BE BACK ONLINE IN A FEW DAYS SO THEY CAN GLOAT AT YOU.

YOU ARE FREE TO ROAM ABOUT THE PLANET.  LOOTING AND PILLAGING ARE NO LONGER PROHIBITED SINCE THERE'S NOTHING GOOD YOU CAN DO THAT MATTERS ANYMORE.  HAVE FUN!

4 comments:

pseudoclaudia said...

hahaha that's great

Vivian Masterson said...

Too Funny! Love it!

walk2write said...

And I thought you were going to say your neighbor's name was Noah and that he had a rather large vessel parked in his back yard.

Glad to see you're still among us. Now what I'd like to know is where's that right behind? That kind of thing looks funny with half of it missing.

Clementine Moonflower said...

I'm still here! Lately I read blogs more than I write them. Been really busy wrapping up my first year of grad school, plus my youngest is starting kindergarten next month(!), so I haven't wanted to take our last days away by sitting in front of the computer and writing. I will get back into it once they're both in school. I just want to cherish these days. :)

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