NEWSFLASH: school opening delayed for 2 hours

But you can't even play in this stuff!
If anybody can help me identify what the name of this tree is I will buy you a virtual drink. I can't remember what the leaves look like since they have all fallen off, but what stands out for me is the bark. At first I thought it was covered with fungus, but now I realize that that is how it's supposed to be (I hope to God it is, for the sake of the tree!). It is covered in what looks like stacks of misshapen coins. Normally I would look this up myself, but my field guide to trees mildewed while sitting in storage here and it smelled too bad to save, and I have yet to buy another one (one more innocent victim of the move, including many daddy long-legs that made the trip down in boxes).
A pseudo-graveyard, but the only thing really dead here is my will to want to walk through this area in the summertime, down by the creek, where vines of poison ivy cover the ground
Sweetgum balls, which give the tree an interesting profile in the winter. And that is about all the good I can say about them!
Holly and berries. I never realized that this evergreen tree didn't like growing in the North. It seems so northern!
One of the few Tennessee snowmen in existence today. Two minutes after building him he was already beginning to lean backwards.